Ahh, That's More Like It
April 8, 2009 2:45 AM
No, the sky is not falling.
It's still hanging up there, floating on a cushion of pressurized air. And tonight, beneath its Glorious Grayness, beat the heart of a team that said, "We will win tonight." Then they did.
Sweetest words of spring: "Twins win."
It was another night when some might have thought twice about going to the game if it had been outdoors. In fact, Pat Neshek wants you to know that the players actually will miss the place for some very specific and plausible reasons.
In fact, I know that plenty of fans have not actually jumped on board the new ballpark bandwagon. They don't want to bundle up. They don't want to put on sun screen. They don't want to watch World Series highlights on the scoreboard during a rain delay.
They will come around. Or not. Doesn't matter. The Season of Goodbye is now well underway.
As mentioned yesterday, as a tribute to the old gray mare, I'm going to try and think of 81 Things I Won't Miss About The Metrodome (one per home game).
Thus, TIWMATM #2: Revolving doors.
Those are a crazy-ass thing to put on a ballpark, don't you think? I mean, ballparks should have great big gates that swing open at the end of the game to let fans stream out in either elation or despair. But stream is the optimal word here. There's no streaming out a revolving door.
That warning sign doesn't mention anything about the potential for bludgeoning or limb removal by the revolving doors...
But there very nearly was bloodshed last night at the one I passed through. It was moving at about Mach 2 when two of us tried to get into it at the same time. I won, she lost. But we both nearly got squished, and it would not have been pretty...
Instrument of evil.
Returning for a moment to last night's TIWMATM -- the sound system -- I probably don't have to say any more for you to know what I mean, but I'm going to.
There we were in section 233, row 21. That is one of those spots where the speakers are trained like a laser, and you get the full force of their nasal noisiness.
Basically, you can forget about having a conversation between innings (and I refuse to have meaningful conversation while someone is trying to hit, pitch or field). The sound seems to get louder every year, and somehow also more obnoxious. (This is separate from the ratcheting up of the general obnoxiousness of the promotions.)
Is it louder? Does anyone know? I mean, my hearing continues to deteriorate as I age, but the Dome continues to sound louder and louder. Are they trying to make up for the likelihood that we all lost a little bit of our hearing in there last summer?
If that sound system hasn't been tuned recently, it's about time. Modern digital technology can do a lot more with those crummy speakers than is being done now. It would certainly be possible to create a mix that is present but not deafening. That should be the goal. MSFC? Hello?
But why am I yammering? You didn't come here to listen to me going on and on. You want pictures. I know it. Here they are:
Click on this photo to see what it looked like on this spot 101 years ago (I'm not kidding)
Long ago I wrote about the history of the ballpark site. Back then I had no idea that the plaza would be stretching up from the old rail yard toward Target Center. So I didn't even bother checking the block on which the plaza would sit.
Well it turns out that that very block was, for decades, the site of the City Market, now known as the Farmer's Market.
In fact, trains carrying produce would come into the yard where the playing field now will be, and people would simply walk out to a box car and pick out what they wanted to buy.
I know it has nothing to do with baseball, but the connection with an earlier era's primary type of commerce seems somehow appropriate. (Click the above image to see the 1908 view from a warehouse that used to sit where the A ramp is now. It's a view of the very block on which the plaza is being built.)
Last night I searched and searched, but there were no Gameday scorecard vendors to be found. So I broke down and handed a buck to The Man (actually, it was a rather young-looking girl) only to find that it was stuffed with Gameday-brand analysis.
I checked their web site for some explanation, but none was forthcoming. Did they give up? Sell out? Cut a deal?
As one of their founding advertisers, I'm very curious. Anyone know?
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The plaza as seen from the B ramp.
Photo by Tyler Wycoff
Gate 6 Oliva, with the 573 Club looming large over it (I wonder how Tony feels about that)
Emergency access viewed in context
A trailer village has sprung up to the south.
Lots of work has gone into detailing the fronts of these decks. That is a little thing, but a NICE little thing. (HRP View)
Click to enlarge. (Photo by Tyler Wycoff)
4th inning in the nearly deserted Home Run Porch View Level in left.
Town Ball Tavern balcony
Killebrew taught, "Always make your autograph legible, boys."
This is amazingly close to completed. It's a short tunnel entrance ramp to 394 underneath the outfield stands.
Here we are waiting for the first train to arrive at the station (Nov 14).
TC gets ready to release the hounds. (Kids get to run the bases after Sunday games.)
You can't get there from here.
The Carew gate ticket windows have grown a small awning.
I'll admit that this makes me nervous. It's pretty easy to step into the path of a train (which is true at various points along the line, but still...)
You are forgiven for wondering whether architect Tom Oslund is, in fact, a visitor from the future.
Photo by Jared Wieseler
For some inexplicable reason, a lot of the new parks being built these days feature grand staircases like this one.
Viewed from the sidewalk on Seventh Street. No skyway infringement needed.
What are they hanging over there?
Legend's Club, Section E (Click to enlarge greatly.)
Inspecting the delivery
A sampling of seats at Fenway Park
The original Candlestick Park
Wind veil framing
BPM - Ballpark Magic
BRT - Bus Rapid Transit
DSP - Dave St. Peter
FSE - Full Season Equivalent
FYS - Fake Yankee Stadium (see also: NYS)
HERC - Hennepin Energy Resource Company (aka the Garbage Burner)
HPB - Home Plate Box
HRP - Home Run Porch
LC - Legends Club
LRT - Light Rail Transit
MBA - Minnesota Ballpark Authority (will own Target Field)
MOA - Mall of America
MSFC - Minnesota Sports Facilities Commission (owns the Metrodome)
NYS - New Yankee Stadium
SRO - Standing Room Only
STH - Season Ticket Holder
TCFBS - TCF Bank Stadium
TF - Target Field
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